Top 20 Hilarious Twitter Accounts to Make You LOL

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Top 20 Hilarious Twitter Accounts to Make You LOL
  1. @NeedADebitCard: Tweeting a picture of your credit or debit card is a bad idea, nevertheless plenty of people seem to be doing it. This account ReTweets people who post such pictures as a means of teaching those less-than-intelligent purveyors of the Twittersphere a lesson.

    Top 20 Hilarious Twitter Accounts to Make You LOL
    Note: I blurred out the credit card information from the Tweet to be nice.

  2. @PicturelessPins is exactly what it sounds like. Pictures posted on social network Pinterest are represented as humourous text-only descriptions.

     

  3. @textinstagram is not nearly as good as Pictureless Pintetest, but it necessary to make note of its Instagram counterpart. Text-Only Instagram has text representations of those photos your friends post with cheesy photo filters.

     

  4. @GSElevator: Remember the accusation found in the resignation letter of Goldman Sachs employee Greg Smith? They are not so difficult to believe when you see some of these Tweets of things that were overheard in the elevator of Goldman Sachs.

     

  5. @Lord_Voldemort7: What if the arch enemy of Harry Potter, Lord Voldemort, was a comedian that Tweeted?

     

  6. @KimKierkegaard: The philosophy of Søren Kierkegaard mashed with the tweets and observations of Kim Kardashian.

     

  7. @Kantye_West: The Tweets of Kanye West are somehow combined with 18th Century Enlightenment Philosopher Immanuel Kant.

     

  8. @Justin_Buber: Combining the pop stylings of Justin Bieber with the existential wisdom of philosopher Martin Buber.

     

  9. @YourAwayMessage: Once just as importan as your Facebook status, your 1990′s AIM away messages live on in spirit with this Twitter account.

     

  10. @oldmansearch consists of what are supposedly the search queries of an 81 year-old man named Norman who was told that Twitter is how you search Google. The account is obviously not really the searches of an old man of course, but it is still hilarious.

     

  11. @DRUNKHULK is that classic green Marvel Comics character that you wouldn’t normally like if he was angry. Only this Twitter version of the Hulk talks in the character as if he had a few to many at the bar while he critiques pop-culture, celebrities, news, and literature.

     

  12. @RealTimeWWII tweets the events of World War 2 as if it were 1940 all over again (and there is such a thing as social media). This one isn’t so funny, but it is kind of a quirky concept.

     

  13. @StealthMountain is a Twitter bot that messages people when when they make the spelling error of “sneak peak” instead of “sneak peek”. This Twitter troll has yields some pretty funny responses.

     

  14. @shitmydadsays is a highly successful Twitter account of comedian Justin Halpern, Tweeting things that his father (a man in his 70s without a verbal filter) says.

     

  15. @big_ben_clock is a Twitter representation of the famous clock tower in London, tweeting clock sounds on the hour.

     

  16. @DeathStarPR acts as a Public Relations agency acting on the behalf of the Empire (from Star Wars).

     

  17. @almightygod: What if God was a comedian and on Twitter?

  18. @Mileys_Bun: Miley Cyrus got a new hair style, that hairstyle got it own punny Twitter account. is no longer funny since Miley’s infamous twerking performance during the 2013 MTV VMAs. See the end of this post for bonus twitter accounts that are more amusing.

     

  19. @shitgirlssay is another highly successful Twitter account representing the charicaturized statements of many girls.

     

  20. @God_Damn_Batman is a snarky Twitter representation of Batman.


Update Bonus Accounts to Follow (November 20, 2013):

  • @YourOrYoure is another robot similar to @StealthMountain (see above). It parades around the twitterverse alerting users that they have used your improperly and should instead be using the contraction you’re.
  • @PUA_txt takes real quotes from “pick-up artist” messageboard and tweets them. They are rather comical, but often NSFW.
  • @SeinfeldToday answers the question of “What if Seinfeld were still on the air”? Tweets are lines from Seinfeld characters facing the “real-life” situations we all know and love, but reflecting current times.
  • @EveryTweet_Ever mocks typical twitter users and typical tweets.
  • Elon Musk is the South African-born American businessman, investor and inventor responsible for Tesla, SpaceX, SolarCity & PayPal. He is often compared to Tony Stark/Iron Man. @BoredElonMusk is a parody account that details his eccentric use of downtime.
  • If Wu-Tang Clan offered up some finance advice on Twitter you’d have @Wu_Tang_Finance:

What Twitter accounts make you laugh? Post them in the comments below. I’d love to know.

About Paul Shapiro

Paul Shapiro is a search marketer that loves to take both a technical and creative approach to SEO. Currently an Organic Search Manager for Catalyst in New York City, Paul likes to dabble in other areas digital marketing, especially social media. He is an amateur programmer and is very fond of horror movies.

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  1. SteveBrogan says:

    @BronxZoosCobra is funny

  2. FemiZaccheus says:

    Hey  great list, I think the @DearDudez account is also a really funny one!

  3. That’s a brilliant list!

    There is an account called ‘On This Day’, that Tweets about events in sci-fi films. What makes it stand out from the rest is that it covers fictional events that would take place on the same date.

    An example may be: June 21st Today Skynet is turned on for the first time, Prometheus passes Jupiter.

  4. Certainly, its: @OnThisSciFiDay

    Their Google + site is: http://plus.google.com/b/113943902713512235840/113943902713512235840/posts

  5. Marvin Twitman says:

    I would suggest in the future following @ILuvHotStr8Boyz. Tweets some pretty funny nonsense at celebrities.

  6. Follow @DamnLolPic
    No one follows them but they post the most halarious pictures

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